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If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. Edgar W. Howe |
You send your child to the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys who educate him.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
Yogi Berra
In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Rodney Dangerfield
My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
Norm Crosby
You can get all A's and still flunk life.
Walker Percy
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance
Will Durant
There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
William Glasser
Fun School Quotes #10
Beatrix Potter
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