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My Favorite Funny Quotation Of All Time... Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope

Top 10 Funny Quotes List

Fun Quotes #1

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

Fun Quotes #2

If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!

Yogi Berra

Fun Quotes #3

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.

Ashleigh Brilliant

Fun Quotes #4

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Jeff Marder

Fun Quotes #5

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

Ronald Reagan

Fun Quotes #6

Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.

Billy Crystal

Fun Quotes #7

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks -- I'm not going that far."

Steven Wrights

Fun Quotes #8

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!

Rodney Dangerfield

Fun Quotes #9

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

Capital Brewery

Fun Quotes #10

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Humphrey Bogart

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