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Having said that, I have compiled this list of Funny New Year Quotes to help you ring in the upcoming year. As you look back on the past year, and begin to look forward to the new one, I am sure you will find a New Year quote in this list that will put a smile on your face! Enjoy these hilarious New Years Quotes!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Joey Adams
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Author Unknown
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Eric Zorn
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P. J. ORourke
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Author Unknown
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughan
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
Author Unknown
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.
John Selden
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F.M. Knowles
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde
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