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You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think. Elbert Hubbard |
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Bob Dylan
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
Helen Keller
The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter.
George Edwin Howes
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
Dr. A. Lawrence Lowell
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
Fourth Law of Applied Terror
A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
Robert Ingersoll
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Clive James
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
Woody Allen
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Elbert Hubbard
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