Top 10 List -
Famous Funny Quotes

This list of Famous Funny Quotes includes some of the funniest quotes of all time. If you're looking for a good laugh...these Funny Quotes are just what you need. Enjoy these great quotes!

My Favorite Funny Quote Of All Time... I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

Top 10 Funny Quotations List

Funny Quotes #1

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny Quotes #2

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Mae West

Funny Quotes #3

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Groucho Marx

Funny Quotes #4

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Jimmy Durante

Funny Quotes #5

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

William James

Funny Quotes #6

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Steven Wright

Funny Quotes #7

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra

Funny Quotes #8

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

Mel Brooks

Funny Quotes #9

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Jane Wagner

Funny Quotes #10

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Jim Wohford

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