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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. Steve Martin, Bilko |
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Airplane
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
Bill Murray, What about Bob
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
Eddie Murphy, Shrek
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Dumb and Dumber
If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave!
Meet the Robinsons
I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up.
Blades of Glory
Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters.
Blazing Saddles
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Shrek
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School of Rock
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