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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. Benjamin Franklin |
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.'
Joe Namath
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.
Jim Loy
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Steven Wright
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S. Truman
When all else fails, read the instructions.
Author Unknown
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Anonymous
I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.
Barry Goldwater
Cute Funny Quotes #10
Jack Nicholson
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